Watch Trump explain that he's really a classy, polite guy. The proof? He went to an ivy league college and was a nice student who "did very well."
He goes on to offer proof that he didn't forget the name of the fallen soldier in his recent botched condolence call because he has "one of the greatest memories of all time."
(If that's the case, we wonder why he couldn't remember which foot had the debilitating bone spur that kept him out of Vietnam?)
This stuff would be funny, if only it wasn't coming from the leader of the free world.
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